I love to drive. I love to drive fast. I am a stay at home mom, so I can choose to do my driving before and after rush hour most of the time. I am lucky in that way.
Because I can drive at optimal times and when I am in the car, my kids are usually strapped down, some of my most peaceful moments come during driving. I can think, listen to Ke$ha, no one is asking me to make them food, wipe their ass, or get them a toy (most of the time).
So this afternoon I was driving home from Frasier after a wonderful visit at Oasis Living Cuisine (best raw vegan/vegetarian restaurant in the area bar none!) and had a belly full of delicious mint chocolate. So I'm driving with my nice chocolate buzz while listening to Lilah sing some Katy Perry tunes. I pull up to a four way stop at the same time as another woman. She frantically is waving me on like her arm is on fire and she is clearly pissed off. Why? I have no idea. Just in a hurry to get to Kohls I guess. So I proceeded to do my favorite road rage move.
Wait for it...you are going to love this.
I blow people kisses. I started doing this about 5 years ago when giving the finger became a poor option because of my precious cargo. It is freaking hysterical. The road rage drivers really don't know whether to shit or go blind. Especially now that I have gender bending hair, people are absolutely befuddled. They aren't sure if I'm a man or a woman and why the hell I am blowing them kisses??? Best move ever. And instead of spending the rest of the day cranky and pissed that the lady was so rude, I am laughing my ass off thinking about her face when an unidentified she-man blew her a kiss!